- the one you have still works well enough
- the iPhone doesn’t do more than your current phone
- you’re not usually lost, so you don’t need a GPS
- it doesn’t make coffee, and hardly any mobile phone will ever do
- this whole hysteria is… sad…
- you actually hate Apple and it’s fan boys
- you don’t have a problem with your dick’s size
- you’re not going through a mid-life crisis
I guess I should also make a list of reasons to buy it, but probably other people will do it better.
Oh, I forgot to say, this post might eventually offend someone.